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President Trump was seen slurring his words during a speech about Jerusalem. (JONATHAN ERNST/REUTERS)

Maybe Trump is in need of emergency brain repair after slurred speech

December 11, 2017

Loose dentures? More like loose screws. Donald Trump was slurring his words pretty good last week for a guy who fancied himself an expert when

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Al Franken leaves the Capitol after speaking on Dec. 7, 2017. (ANDREW HARNIK/AP)

The party of #MeToo is great, but the party of #ScrewYou wins elections

December 11, 2017

The dopey Democrats in congress had better stop acting like they fell off the Mayflower and are choking on their own underwear when it comes

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President Trump smiles upon signing an executive order after announcing big cuts to Utah's sprawling wilderness national monuments at the Utah State Capitol. (KEVIN LAMARQUE/REUTERS)

Trump’s ‘Merry Christmas’ gift was to steal millions of acres of protected national monuments

December 6, 2017

On the 12th Day of Christmas, Donald Trump took from me the right to say, “Happy holidays” by proclaiming that he’s personally bringing “Merry Christmas”

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Now that Matt Lauer is accused of inappropriate sexual behavior, who's next? (CHARLES SYKES/CHARLES SYKES/INVISION/AP)

When even ‘nice guys’ like Matt Lauer are creeps it’s time women run the world

December 6, 2017

Matt Lauer? Now it’s down to the nice guys, the holier-than-thou types; the phonies you least expect to be accused of harassing women, exposing themselves

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The political divide caused by Donald Trump practically forced us to spend less time at Thanksgiving dinner last year, according to a company called SafeGraph. (JIM BOURG/REUTERS)

Your phone knows Trump ruined Thanksgiving — and he didn’t even have to do anything

November 27, 2017

Donald Trump wrecked your Thanksgiving. No matter how good a time you think you had, rest assured you were miserable. Forget so many movies about

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Fake Time Magazine cover that Donald Trump hung up. It was meant to look like it was published in 2009.

It’s time for President Trump to stop lying

November 27, 2017

Time called, they want their cover back. Donald Trump, who is as incapable of telling the truth as he is of running a country, has

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Christie's employees take bids for Leonardo da Vinci's "Salvator Mundi" on November 15, 2017. (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/GETTY IMAGES)

You don’t have to be an art expert to wonder if da Vinci’s Jesus painting is real

November 20, 2017

Did some rich-as-Yeezus yutz pay $450 million for a fake da Vinci Jesus? Maybe. A few Renaissance art experts believe the bazillion bucks Salvator Mundi

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Sen. Al Franken apologized Thursday after a Los Angeles radio anchor accused him of forcibly kissing her during a 2006 USO tour and of posing for a photo with his hands on her breasts as she slept. (PABLO MARTINEZ MONSIVAIS/AP)

These jokers aren’t funny: Predatory behavior against women a mark of achievement with the powerful

November 20, 2017

Is sexual harassment and predatory behavior against women becoming a mark of achievement among the powerful and perverse? What kind of manly man are you

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Britt McHenry, who got the boot from ESPN along with 99 other employees in a corporate downsizing, claims she was fired because she was a martyr to the conservative cause. (ALEX BRANDON/AP)

Shameless Britt McHenry has the gall to use Colin Kaepernick’s GQ honor as publicity stunt

November 15, 2017

Britt McHenry, a right-wing sports reporter and infamous hater of everyday working people, used and abused the honor bestowed upon Colin Kaepernick, a true heroic modern-day civil rights

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Louis "Sick" K (MONICA SCHIPPER/GETTY IMAGES FOR NEW YORK COMEDY)

Louis C.K.’s horrible apology for masturbating in front of women not accepted

November 13, 2017

Private Memo to Hollywood Rapists, Assaulters, Harassers and Slime Bucket Power Brokers, Just a quick question: In what universe is whipping it out and masturbating

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