Louis C.K.’s horrible apology for masturbating in front of women not accepted

Louis "Sick" K (MONICA SCHIPPER/GETTY IMAGES FOR NEW YORK COMEDY)

Private Memo to Hollywood Rapists, Assaulters, Harassers and Slime Bucket Power Brokers,

Just a quick question: In what universe is whipping it out and masturbating in front of guests, employees and other strangers a great conversation starter? Oh, right, in your universe.

And in what land is rape called a date, and assault part of the job perks? Right again! Hollywoodland!

Did you honestly believe assault, rape, masturbation and harassment would make for a good working environment? Nah. You didn’t care, because your victims would remain so, and you’d remain on top. Right? Wrong.

Louis C.K. admits masturbating in front of female colleagues

You all are like old-time dirty cops who took the money because it was part of the culture.

But no, sorry, whipping it out as a power move in an interview never, ever, got any woman to fall for you — even if it WAS part of your culture.

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Posted in Columns on November, 2017