Loose dentures? More like loose screws.
Donald Trump was slurring his words pretty good last week for a guy who fancied himself an expert when it came to Hillary Clinton’s alleged brain damage.
What would he make of his own slurred speech and bizarre behavior?
Brain damage from inhaling too much hairspray?
A brain tumor from the weight of that massive combover sitting on top of his head like a live farm animal?
Simply slurred speech because his thoughts are so fantastic that his mouth can’t keep up?
Maybe it’s a pesky case of dysphasia, the condition Trump’s used-to-be-spokesperson Katrina Pierson claimed Hillary was suffering from.
Dysphasia, in case you don’t take your medical advice from a former campaign flack, is, according to Webster’s, “the loss of or deficiency in the power to use or understand language as a result of injury to or disease of the brain.”
But hey, don’t concern yourself that the leader of the no-longer-very-free world is slurring his words while inciting WWIII in the Mideast, simply to divert attention away from his dopey son’s testimony before congress.
I suggest that brain surgeon Ben Carson, one of Trump’s “my African-Americans over there,” check out Trump’s brain when he’s not busy not doing anything as Secretary of Housing and Urban development.
Both are in need of immediate emergency repair.
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