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In 2017, Trump gave us "covfefe," "fake news," and "Little Rocket Man." (EVAN VUCCI/AP)

The only winner in 2017 is Donald Trump

January 2, 2018

The two biggest stories of the year — the ongoing turmoil of the presidency and the massive sexual misconduct allegations against the most powerful men

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If hashtags like #BlackLivesMatter, #ArabSpring, #ICan'tBreathe, #JeSuisCharlie, #MeToo, can change the world then why not use #USToo to save us from President Trump? (JIM WATSON/AFP/GETTY IMAGES)

A hashtag may be key to saving #USToo from madman Trump and his minions

December 22, 2017

#BlackLivesMatter. #ArabSpring. #ICan’tBreathe. #JeSuisCharlie. #MeToo. These simple hashtags changed the world; gave voice to millions, turned whispers into national and international cultural, social, racial and

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President Trump was seen slurring his words during a speech about Jerusalem. (JONATHAN ERNST/REUTERS)

Maybe Trump is in need of emergency brain repair after slurred speech

December 11, 2017

Loose dentures? More like loose screws. Donald Trump was slurring his words pretty good last week for a guy who fancied himself an expert when

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Al Franken leaves the Capitol after speaking on Dec. 7, 2017. (ANDREW HARNIK/AP)

The party of #MeToo is great, but the party of #ScrewYou wins elections

December 11, 2017

The dopey Democrats in congress had better stop acting like they fell off the Mayflower and are choking on their own underwear when it comes

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President Trump smiles upon signing an executive order after announcing big cuts to Utah's sprawling wilderness national monuments at the Utah State Capitol. (KEVIN LAMARQUE/REUTERS)

Trump’s ‘Merry Christmas’ gift was to steal millions of acres of protected national monuments

December 6, 2017

On the 12th Day of Christmas, Donald Trump took from me the right to say, “Happy holidays” by proclaiming that he’s personally bringing “Merry Christmas”

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Now that Matt Lauer is accused of inappropriate sexual behavior, who's next? (CHARLES SYKES/CHARLES SYKES/INVISION/AP)

When even ‘nice guys’ like Matt Lauer are creeps it’s time women run the world

December 6, 2017

Matt Lauer? Now it’s down to the nice guys, the holier-than-thou types; the phonies you least expect to be accused of harassing women, exposing themselves

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The political divide caused by Donald Trump practically forced us to spend less time at Thanksgiving dinner last year, according to a company called SafeGraph. (JIM BOURG/REUTERS)

Your phone knows Trump ruined Thanksgiving — and he didn’t even have to do anything

November 27, 2017

Donald Trump wrecked your Thanksgiving. No matter how good a time you think you had, rest assured you were miserable. Forget so many movies about

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Fake Time Magazine cover that Donald Trump hung up. It was meant to look like it was published in 2009.

It’s time for President Trump to stop lying

November 27, 2017

Time called, they want their cover back. Donald Trump, who is as incapable of telling the truth as he is of running a country, has

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Christie's employees take bids for Leonardo da Vinci's "Salvator Mundi" on November 15, 2017. (TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/GETTY IMAGES)

You don’t have to be an art expert to wonder if da Vinci’s Jesus painting is real

November 20, 2017

Did some rich-as-Yeezus yutz pay $450 million for a fake da Vinci Jesus? Maybe. A few Renaissance art experts believe the bazillion bucks Salvator Mundi

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Sen. Al Franken apologized Thursday after a Los Angeles radio anchor accused him of forcibly kissing her during a 2006 USO tour and of posing for a photo with his hands on her breasts as she slept. (PABLO MARTINEZ MONSIVAIS/AP)

These jokers aren’t funny: Predatory behavior against women a mark of achievement with the powerful

November 20, 2017

Is sexual harassment and predatory behavior against women becoming a mark of achievement among the powerful and perverse? What kind of manly man are you

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